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Bishop Blanchet High School 

Bishop Blanchet is a Catholic high school located in Seattle, Washington. It is one of the better schools academically in the Pacific Northwest. Aside from academics, socially this place is fucked. Blanchet is filled with stereotypical jocks and stoners as well as, girls that will cock tease you and, will do all the drugs in the world but, they won't have sex. On top of that, the school is also filled with a ton of nicotine addicts that smoke in two to three select bathrooms.
Do you go to Bishop Blanchet High School? Could you get me a Juul?

Don't go to Bishop Blanchet High School. You will NOT get laid!

Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020

cate blanchett 

a incredibly talented actress that is only for the girls and the gays.
straight guy: “have you seen thor ragnarok?? Cate Blanchett is so hot!!”
lesbian: “shut up”
Sweet, caring and funny girl that loves being around people. can make people laugh at their darkest days, they will always cheer people up . They are beautiful and often called beauty Goddesses. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. . Can make lots of friends. A fantastic friend who can make everyone smile.
She's so Blanche.

What a Blanche!

Should be more Blanche's in the world.
Blanche by girwhohasswag November 12, 2011

Farte Blanche 

The liberty to pass gas freely without fear of discovery.
Scott: I think we should skip the Mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.
Farte Blanche by Iguana Girl September 25, 2005

Blanche Devereaux 

A woman old enough to be your grandmother. But you'd still bang her.
Yo check out the bus stop... Damn that's a
Blanche Devereaux fo sho