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noun: beefer; plural noun: beefers

1. Basketball
A colloquialism denoting an individual who takes great delight in collecting rebounds.

Derived from the popular basketball podcast No Dunks (formerly; The Free Agents; The Starters on NBA TV; The Basketball Jones) whereby the skill of rebounding is referred to by the phrase 'Roast Beef'.
Steven Adams and Andre Drummond are the beefers out there, fighting in the paint for some roast beef.
Beefer by Hypernovae February 1, 2021
looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.
jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!
beefer by jess October 19, 2003
A term for the genitals, either dick or pussy.
Look a there beefers.
Beefer by Judge dredd7 November 12, 2011
A nickname for a beef hotdog, and is generally considered reliable but ordinary. Beefers are generally overshadowed by the cheeser.
Friend1: Hey bro, pass a dog over to me

Friend2: Beefer or cheeser?
Friend1: I ain't fuck wit no Beefer gimme dat cheeser!
Friend2: Shii aight I'm vibin wit you
Beefer by Dr._salaharie January 22, 2020
An absolute Unit with a cock the size of your forearm who has way more fortnite wins than you

synonym: Chad, alpha, real one
antonym: fagass whore
That goddamn BEEFER just stole my girl, now the only thing I can do is kill myself!
BEEFER by BRAINDEADpENGUIN May 10, 2020
A colloquial term for an Emergency Ambulance used by almost exclusively by Firefighters. It is a term evolving out of Meat Wagon. Unlike other Emergency Ambulances, Beefers are missing vital switches to turn off the strobes outside homes and hospitals, this is to Aid in the rapid mobilisation to the next call.
I’m on the Beefer tonight
“The patients in the back of the Beefer”
Beefer by Gootherologist2020 December 9, 2020