polishing the bayonet 

Another expression for Male masturbation

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.

polishing the bayonet by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005

Canadian Bayonet 

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)

We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's

Canadian Bayonet by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

Triangular Bayonet 

The ruffians didn't stand a chance against by Triangular Bayonet.
Read: Home Defence Musket

Damn, those ruffians were bleeding to death because of my Triangular Bayonet.

Triangular Bayonet by matthewisfuckingstupid January 20, 2023

pork bayonet 

The penis,PORK BAYONETTER is often used to desbribe homosexuals.

"So I shoved me old pork bayonet up and......

pork bayonet by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Diamond Bayonet 

A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.

Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this

Diamond Bayonet by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020

Pure beef bayonet 

Penis

I'm gonna put my pure beef bayonet into your fuzz box.

Pure beef bayonet by Brownie2345 November 7, 2010

Italian bayonet 

Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae

I ate an Italian bayonet

Italian bayonet by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016