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Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)
Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*



Battinson: I’m vengeance
Battinson by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

Batrisya 

Batrisya is an awesome girl who loves her family and friends. She is uper polite and kind and loves to travel. She knows what you want and when you want it and will do anything for you if you're her friend. She is quiet and awkward at first but of you get close she will open up and will totally be there for you!
Friend: WOW my friend just bought me the thing I've been waiting for
Person: Iisn't she the awkward one?
Friend: She's totally worth hanging out with!! And Batrisya is awesome!
Batrisya by Batrisya's friend999 January 20, 2019

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

Batrisyia 

Batrisyia means clever and smart.She is a nice person and can make you always smile.She also have mny ambitions.She can make you falls in love with her.
Batrisyia is a good girl.You must to be friend with she.
Batrisyia by Nanunanuna June 12, 2018

batrisyia 

Wawa bracson.
Beautiful girl

nice person

clever

have an example to others
loves read

cycle always

mny ambitions

very loves music

# batrisyia #clevergirl # sick # cute #attidude nice # rood
batrisyia by brack waei December 27, 2016

Low batties 

This is slang found in inner London meaning low trousers
Use looking buff in dose low batties
Low batties by Aggressor April 20, 2010