Bathing Suit Shorts 

When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.

Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.

Bathing Suit Shorts by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Rhythmic Bitching 

A synonym for rapping.

Charles: Rapping turned into rhythmic bitching so easily, i hardly even noticed.

Stuart: Indeed.

Rhythmic Bitching by white chocolate cake August 3, 2010

Local Swimming Pool Bitching 

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

Local Swimming Pool Bitching by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

day bathing 

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.

I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.

day bathing by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018

bathing bra 

Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...

Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?

Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.

bathing bra by erieee December 14, 2009

Lung Bitching 

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.

“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing”
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”

Lung Bitching by MeDabeast December 28, 2011

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

Bathing with Jesus by MG Lambo June 12, 2014