ballous

pronounced "baa-lous" - a contraction of the words Butt and Callous. A term describing the desensitization of the butt and groin that comes with sitting on a bicycle seat for extended periods. Without a proper ballous, cycling for long durations becomes extremely painful.

Floyd: Man- those guys on the Tour De France are impressive. They can ride for hour after hour on those crazy hard seats!

Greg: I know, I wish I had a ballous like that- I was riding last weekend and after several hours, I hurt so bad I couldn't sit anymore, but my legs were too tired to stand- It was like some medieval torture device!

ballous by schmuckaneers July 21, 2009

Ballinosity 

When one is ballin', they exude ballinosity.

"You just jealous of my ballinosity"

Ballinosity by Sebby J June 9, 2007

ballernous 

Full of ball; A baller who likes to ball; One who is especially characterized as one who balls;

An MBP is ballernous.

ballernous by Matt April 16, 2003

Ballmouse 

The adjective "Ballmouse" originated in Hull University halls of accomodation. During a LAN gaming session, a particular player would often be disadvantaged in the game by their use of a wireless ball mouse - (as opposed to a corded optical mouse)

During a game of Counter-Strike for example, a player may screw up their aim, miss, and get a pummeling from another player. One of the other players then yells "BALLMOUSE!" very loudly within earshot of the player that messed up - and raucous laughter ensues.

The word has since evolved such that it may be called out a someone being self-detrimentally stupid or proving their idiocy to themselves through their ill thought out actions.

Ballmouse by Nu 0wn3r5h1p April 18, 2005

ballinasloe 

A quite country town in the county of galway. Proud venue of the ballinasloe knacker fair. And proud to have galways super dome!

Well John-Pa, You goin to Ballinasloe to sell your have dead batty pony.

ballinasloe by Patrick Hayes April 1, 2007

Balliniss 

adj. Amazing. Derived from Dave Chappelle's line "Balliniss shit ever"

"Dat car is balliniss, yo. Wamp, wamp, what it do"

Balliniss by Ahjiggity jig jig December 14, 2006

Ballinasticfuckerdomeness

Ballinasticfuckerdomeness is the highest level of awesomeness that can be achieved between two people. It is thought to be discovered by two drunk teenagers in July 2011, when they used the Awemometer to measure their awesomeness. The Awemometer shattered and the glass shards spelled out "Ballinasticfuckerdomeness".

Gosh, I can't even look at you two. Your ballinasticfuckerdomeness just makes me want to bang you both, at the same time.

Ballinasticfuckerdomeness by A Wizard of Friendship July 7, 2011