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Baguette 

Boy: Do you like cake?
Girl: Baguette

baguette 

yeah dude did you hear about Francis? yeah apparently someone gave him the shank with the ol' baguette y'know
baguette by Logmin October 12, 2018

BAGUETTE 

Hmm
You might think I'm crazy
The way I've been cravin'
If I put it quite plainly
Just gimme them babies
So, what you doing tonight?
Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah)
I don't wanna keep you up (you up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
baguette murders everyone
BAGUETTE by sdfghngefdwrtr December 14, 2020

Baguette 

Do you wanna eat a baguette?”

Sure!”
Baguette by Ilikealuminumfoil January 14, 2022

Baguette 

Baguettes are a lovely food but also can be your best friend my baguette is very caring and can be the best one they are really pretty and if you get jealous then you can eat them and if you ask why you would get jealous is because of how beautiful they are.You might stumble into a baguette and if you do they will be the best friend you can ask for. If you want to date them you can she is absolutely fine.Her butt and boobs are the best features.they will also be very tall.
Ooh look baguette I'm going to ask to be her friend
Baguette by Salmon Manta July 1, 2022

Baguette 

A long ass piece of bread from the country known as France. Also baguettes are fucking delicious in every fucking way. If you don't like them I'll run you over with my tandem. They also make for a good sword.
Kyle: ewww what's that you got there (popular boy voice)
Fletcher: A fucking baguette you little bitch
Baguette by IRunTandemsOnKids November 13, 2022