Javier Baez 

An insufferable douche-nozzle, formerly of the Chicago cubs, now on the new York Mets of the MLB.

Baez is the fakest tough guy in sports history, and will whine and moan whenever he doesn't get hit way, but act like he's a legitimately good player whenever he rarely actually does something that contributes to his team.

"hey man did you hear about javier Baez"

Javier Baez by Ihatejavierbaez August 7, 2021

Jose Baez 

A Kick ass lawyer who defended Casey Anthony after she was accused of allegedly killed her daughter. Hes well known for being a awesome ass defense lawyer because he had the balls to defend her, and take on a crappy prosecution while poking a hole in every theory they presented. FUCKING SUPERMAN!

Jim: you know that attorney who defended Casey Anthony?

Bob:Yea!, Damn Jose Baez is so Fucking amazing, if i ever kill anyone im calling him at the scene!

Jose Baez by **rainboww** July 7, 2011

aidan baez

A sexy giant super daddy who has the power to make you cum in minutes.

aidan baez makes you cum!

aidan baez by doofinlicks January 20, 2022

jasp/joshhyy.baez 

soso i guess he's cool or wtv but yk what he's funny , nice , and just an amazing person to talk to , i love talking to him more than anyone else even more than my friends i've know for years , i don't think we never had a boring convo tbh , but like he's my friend only , i don't share yk , i always have a smile on my face when we talk

me : " my friend jasp/joshhyy.baez is always the best person to talk to " them: "oh so can i have his tiktok and talk to him ? " me: "no. never."

jasp/joshhyy.baez by emshatesu.org September 11, 2021

Baezelnuts

When your Bae is addicted to hazelnut coffee, and it makes her go loopy and torture your cats.

Omg, Bae just made the cat do a back flip, she's gone Baezelnuts from all that Marylou's!

Baezelnuts by Bae23 March 5, 2015

baeza 

One who eats da pussy like a bowl of cereal

I saw a baeza behind that booty

baeza by myrealnamehasbeenusedalready March 13, 2014

Mr. Baeza

When you sniff coke out another man's ass.

Me and Fernando got a little rowdy last night and he totally gave me a Mr. Baeza!

Mr. Baeza by jtothemotha June 11, 2006