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Badonkas 

How to describe a woman’s chestal assets.
Maddie: Bro have you seen Celestes badonkas lately
Sarah: Yeah they’re fucking huge cunt!
Badonkas by phatcock69 May 1, 2021

banonkers 

A term used to describe a situation which is so utterly bizarre that it is both completely bananas and totally bonkers at the same time.
Dude, you texted me so many times my phone went banonkers!

They were eating babies and listening to Nickelback, it was so banonkers!
banonkers by zaruski May 27, 2010
Bananas, nuts, crazy, wild, ballistic, cuckoo! Any thesaurus will do.
Quite commonly used word, not slang, used to affectionately describe a state of mind such as the above.
Hand-in-hand vocabulary with for example: gor-blimey, bastards!, bollockchops, well I'll be a pissed on candle, crikey, shove it up your arse, and bollocks! Used in the UK at least.(>London<)
Humorous sub-text in use due to its (click the link) 'bonk' attribute, as in copulation of the 'Carry On' sort also bonk could be a hit, say on the head that has comedy value.
To enhance, say: 'bloody bonkers' or 'blimmin bonkers' or 'bloomin bonkers' or 'absolutely bonkers' (esp.)
-He's definitely gone bonkers, that boy.' (crazy in the head)

-They told me they lost the paperwork.
-Did you get mad?'
-I went absolutely bonkers (mad at them)

-I could have sworn I left it here on the frigde, I tell you I'm going bonkers

bonkers by Ja-' Chri-' UK May 8, 2006

Badonkey 

Damn, that bitch DJ has a killer badonkey. EeeAHHH!
Badonkey by Neet February 5, 2004

Honker Bonkers

Big voluptuous boobies
Soft and squishy

Just perfectly large titties
Jack- "Jesus those are some huge titties. I just wanna suck on those honker bonkers."

Badonkery 

n. The act of using the cheeks of the buttocks to pleasure the male sex organ. Similar to that of titty fucking but using the butt cheeks instead of the titties.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, what did you and Girl 1 do last night?
Guy 2: Oh a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of badonkery, the usual.
Badonkery by the jojoker November 9, 2009