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backstage showoff 

somebody who shows off in everyday conversation without bluntly bragging.
I was soooo mad I couldn't run a 5:00 minute mile. I was so far off (10 seconds) - Kenzo Esquivel
Wow what a backstage showoff - Mr. T
backstage showoff by Kesquievel February 20, 2011

Backstage Johnny 

A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.
She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.

backstage pass 

receiving oral while your genitals are tucked in and poking out the back.
i didnt want to look at her face so i made her stand behind me and give me a backstage pass.
backstage pass by P.Nasty June 12, 2011

Backstage Blues 

Technical talk for lamps that light up backstage for people to see. Generally tungsten lamps covered with a blue gel.
Wow- aren't the backstage blues at the New Theatre awesome? They have a disco function

backstage burger

Every groupie's goal i.e. a euphemism for a rock stars penis or sex with a rock star
Jesse didn't like modest mouse's music, but she went to the concert in hope of getting some backstage burger.
backstage burger by billoflaw March 2, 2014

backstage ass 

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.
"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."
backstage ass by kinkasucks June 11, 2016