Aviation Miracle 

The act of an aircraft having zero chance of becoming avialable to perform a trip due to a maintanance issue, crew issue or any other grounding item, then suddenly, like Moses parting the Red Sea, becoming available.

459TN will not be available to perform the 0500L deptarture out of MDW due to the wing falling off. Then at 0400L, Jesus the mechanic came down from heaven and put the wing back on and now, 459TN can complete the flight and as such, it's an Aviation Miracle!

Aviation Miracle by Not A Mechanic June 13, 2011

Laughing At Aviation 

Laughing at Aviation or LAA is the overall parent term of
ROFLCOPTER, LOLPLANE, LMAOHANDGLIDER. It is to express extreme laughter that is like experiencing all three at once.

DUDE 1: CHeck out this compilation of fat chicks falling down!
Me: Laughing at Aviation.

Laughing At Aviation by Cillian S November 21, 2007

Aviation Ordnance 

A group of Marines that have the physical features of greek gods. Able to lift heavy objects unlike there inferior aviation counterparts. Pose a seroius health threat to any one who desicrates there creed or makes any attempt to sabotage there wings or comes within 5 feet of them. Known for producing sticky green tape and wraping up there victims in the form of mummys, then beating there legs. If you dispute this definition please visit your local Aviation Ordnance shop and file your complaint, IYAOYAS.

Have you seen LCpl smuckatellie? No, he went to ordnance to file a complaint yesterday.

Did you know Cpl Beltbuckle is trying to lat move to Aviation Ordnance!? He cant do that! One of the requirements is to be hung like a horse.

(PMO) Were looking for suspects on a complaint filed last night. What was the complaint? Well apparently someone stole all the beer from someones fridge in base housing then had sexual relations with multiple females in the persons garage. ooooooh, Ordnance shop is two doors down.

Aviation Ordnance by IYAOYAS 1 July 30, 2010

Mass Avoidtion 

When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.

Scott was performing Mass Avoidtion on Caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out.

Mass Avoidtion by Doomstadt February 25, 2012

Sustainable Aviation Fuel 

(Acronym: SAF) A term used to describe an aviation jet turbine fuel that meets the criteria of the Sustainable Aviation Fuel Users Group (SAFUG) and/or the Roundtable on Sustainable Biofuels. It is typically created from second generation biofuel feedstocks, such as algae.

"Sustainable Aviation Fuel is going to revolutionise the airline industry"
or
"SAF is a good investment"

Sustainable Aviation Fuel by dictionaryonline789 January 7, 2010

George_aviation_photography 

A very well known insagram aviationist and photographer...

Dave: yo, thats George_aviation_photography!
Liam: wow, can i have a signature please?
George: Yes, of course!
Both: Wow, thanks x

George_aviation_photography by SUB2GEORGEAVIATIONPHOTOGRAPHY June 24, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly 

The start of the bee movie script

Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*

According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly by Pearl the Axolotl September 7, 2021