Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

augusta kansas

The most average town on the face of the planet, with the exception of an occasional flood, or Klan rally. People learn to cope with their existence in this country ass place by getting fucked up in as many ways as possible.

If you're from the class of '05
then you must be gettin high

augusta kansas by lennardwashington February 14, 2005

Augustus Glooping 

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.

Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.

Augustus Glooping by Allanus May 12, 2022

Port Augusta 

Port Augusta is known as a ‘working class town’, which is ironic because no one there has a job. The city has been redundant since its port ceased to operate in 1973, making half of its name a lie. Attempts to resuscitate ‘Portagutter’ by kick-starting a new economy predicated on polluting the atmosphere with copious amounts of carbon ended with the closure of all of its coal-fired power plants in the 2010s. Now little more than a blight on the South Australian desert landscape, Port Augusta exists purely so people can confuse it with Port Pirie and Port Lincoln.
Port Augusta’s most famous feature is its putrid stench, courtesy of a dried-up tyre-filled mud puddle called Bird Lake, which makes the entire city smell almost as bad as its residents. The place is also cursed with a punishing climate that sees the mercury push 50 degrees, forcing feral locals to cool off in the flooded rubbish tip known as the Spencer Gulf. 500 algae-encrusted shopping trolleys were recently fished up from waters near the wharf to prevent jumpers from landing on them, but a sizeable trolley reef remains.

Port Augusta: Where the Dirt Meets the Sea.

person 1: going to porta gutta?
person 2: yeah cunt
Person 1: try not to get raped or shanked then cunt

Port Augusta by Yeetstick69420 November 13, 2019

Augustus 

A nice, sweet, kind hearted guy. He will always be there for you. Even when you tell him not to....Which you probably wouldn't do that.... He may have eyes that change colors like from Gray to blue to green. He has Brown hair. He Will NEVER betray you.

Girl: hey look at that Augustus! Hes SO cute!!;)
Augustus: Thanks....Your REALLY nice.....Wanna chill with my friends

Augustus by CheyCheyLizzie July 4, 2018

Augusta 

Stunningly Beautiful. Golden hair flows so majestically. Her eyes shine amazingly in the light, and they change to shade of green. Her smile always makes people smile because it is so perfect. Her face just makes stare at her in awe of her beauty. Her body has the perfect curves. She sticks out in the crowd as a unique person. Her character is one of a kind. So smart, respecting, kind, loving. She is the most beautiful girl on the inside and on the outside.

Augusta is the most perfect girl in the world, she is my Grace.

Augusta by Mr. Field January 3, 2011

North Augusta high school 

This is a bitch ass school out principal took the trash cans away and told us not to litter we got two fat ass parking lots one of them has a bunch of pot holes and people do burnouts in it and throw rocks every where and there only one way out and in both parking lots so at the end of the day it's a mf cluster fuck one time I got a whole day of iss because there aren't enough seats they said I was trying to instigate a fight but there really just not enough seats in the lunch room and most of them are broken some one literaly shit in the floor in the bathroom one day that's how shit this school is do not come here

Some girl got cought sucking dick behind the stage at north Augusta high school

North Augusta high school by This school is ass seriously November 23, 2016