assball 

What "association football" (football everywhere else, soccer in the US) should be called.

It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.

assball by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016

assball 

An exclamation of anger.

"Assballs!"

assball by Absolutely Bill's Mood April 8, 2003

Assball 

What one, who's first language is not English might, in place of the word "asshole" (or something like that), call somebody that they are upset with.

Favic: "assball, and one thing, fuck your ass very hard with sexual Stuff!"

Assball by kuromajikku November 11, 2006

Assballs 

When your mom randomly throws words together when she is pissed

Aw Assballs I spilt it

Assballs by Ck_bowers15 July 11, 2016

Assballs 

A common disease you get when you wipe back to front, also know as poo balls

Tom: I wipe back to front

Harry: aha Tom has assballs

Assballs by Cold crip killer Luis November 10, 2020

assmauled

To berate, and chew out members of your party with crass, class and dignity.

“Man, Donald Trump completely assmauled the press Corp during his briefing!”

assmauled by Siradrian1911 September 26, 2022