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Ass Eating Hater 

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.
Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.
Ass Eating Hater by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019
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the giant ass eating nigger 

A big fat nigger that eats ass for money he waits till you have shit coming out and muches it all while he plays with his cock
why is he eating that poop? It's the giant ass eating nigger

Cereal Ass Eating 

Eating cereal cereal out of someones bootyhole

(Male or Female)
Jacob: Dude! Last night I was Cereal Ass Eating.

Cameron: What's that?

Jacob: Tyquisha, let me eat cereal out of her butt

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.
Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

Guantanamo Ass Eating 

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

Abu Dhabi ass-eating method

When you mix sand, gold leaf, and lube into your mouth before eating someone out while pushing it into them.
"I just gave this arab bitch the Abu Dhabi ass-eating method, and it started leaking everywhere, and it was so slippery."

Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays
"Whats up bae?" "Eating ass fuck you mean?"
Eating Ass by Louiegluey May 19, 2014