Blasting Ass 

To go motherfucking fast

Holy shit that guy in that '69 chevelle is blasting ass!!!!

Blasting Ass by CrispyToast December 18, 2008

Ass Gas Blasting

A strong rocket like directional fart. Specifically directed at a crowd of people or in most cases a singular person. It may be supersonic and warp the space and time around itself. Due to the supersonic nature, visuals could be witnessed. Smell is guaranteed to kill a small rat but ceiling is unknown. You achieve this feat by drinking an incredibly large amount of sparkling water/soda, Taco Bell, and desire. Point. Aim. Shoot. Bang.

*3 friends hanging out*

Josh: Hey man, did you drop something?

John: No, watch this. I have to get the angle just right. I'm about to give Andy a good ole Ass Gas Blasting.

*ass gas blasting ensues*

Andy: Dude what the hell? My throat is closi-clo-cl-

*Andy goes unconcious*

Josh: Good Ass Gas Blasting dude!

John: Thanks!

Ass Gas Blasting by Degenerat April 16, 2026

Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.

Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!

Assblasting by greasyginzos March 26, 2013

Assblasting

The act of having violent diarrhea after one receives a licking or a sucking to his/her's rectal cavity.

Can also be used to describe a person having this done to or for someone

The Assblasting was pretty mediocre last night, almost embarrasng

They are pretty good Assblasters

Assblasting by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016

assblasting bitchaloid 

Basically someone who has no qualities of understanding that its not the best idea during the time, but you go with it anyway cause you have no concept over how to be a "responsible adult" and you bitch about anything because your in a position of power.

Example:

God that Donald trump is an assblasting bitchaloid!

assblasting bitchaloid by maxwhite July 27, 2017

Assblasting

Assblasting is used before another bad words

"SHES SUCH AN ASSBLASTING ASSHOLE"

Assblasting by The random hobo under your hou September 11, 2019