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Balancing the aspirin 

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.
Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

Sit your aspirin down

A word used by idiotic teachers who have way too much time on their hands.
Student: *Stands up* Miss can i leave to go get a dri--

Teacher: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SIT YOUR ASPIRIN DOWN.

Student: ...fag

wet aspirin 

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter
Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right
wet aspirin by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.
Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin

Lead Aspirin 

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin
Lead Aspirin by ateple February 4, 2020

baby aspirin 

A little bitch how doesnโ€™t know how to stfu ๐Ÿ˜‘
They are such a baby aspirin ๐Ÿ™„
baby aspirin by Slaybaybay February 24, 2022