albertsStuff 

our savior, our god, our roblox messiah

this one girl: dimaaa
albertsstuff: I AM A WOMAN MY NAME IS DIMA, I LIKE TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME-AAA

albertsStuff by Kosmical November 25, 2017

Albedo 

Blonde, gorgeous and sexy ass alchemist from Genshin Impact. Everytime he stretches his wrist after he uses his E skill is mmmmMmoohhh god mmyes. A victim of being written with some good ass breeding kink fics. (don't stop, please write more haha you're amazing)

Person 1: Albedo is such a genius. He could so easily create life out of thin air!
Me: He can create life inside of me if he wants to.

Albedo by Aneda May 8, 2021

Albert Aretz 

he’s an amazing human, and has a YouTube channel called Flamingo

Omg! Albert Aretz just posted a new video!

Albert Aretz by a clown gril April 19, 2020

Albert Cao

Slang, Verb. The capacity of ones mind to stay fully functional past the hour of 3 AM

I had to pull an Albert Cao last night to finish my bio lab.

Albert Cao by lilMak January 4, 2012

Kaeya Alberich 

Our favorite cryo bridge-maker🤩🤩

"Kaeya Alberich is a playable character in Genshin Impact. He is received for free in the Prologue Act I: The Outlander Who Caught the Wind during and after the quest Crash Course.
Kaeya is a Cavalry Captain in the Knights of Favonius. He is held in high regard by the people of Mondstadt—even with all his eccentricities and secrets."

Simp A: Woah look at those Kaeya Alberich tidd- I MEAN HAHA NICE SHIRT 😄

Simp B: Yes...nice shirt indeed 👁👁

Kaeya Alberich by SHSL_Weeb1 December 9, 2020

Albert Wesker 

In simplified terms, Wesker is a badass who wears sunglasses all the time and uses a ton of hair gel in the Resident Evil video games.

Albert Wesker's badassery is amplified by the fact he wears sunglasses at night. Because only the badassiest of the badassiest do that.

Albert Wesker by vaati000 October 18, 2008

Lawrence Albert Connor 

Gay ass pedophile who was pegged in the butt by Lanni Barbie. He loves to smear Frank Jameson as a mental defective, when Frank isn’t. Lawrence is extremely stubborn, and has been known for being rude towards his own fans.

“Dude, did you see the porno where Lawrence Albert Connor got pegged in the bum?”

Lawrence Albert Connor by rahal July 29, 2020