ASMR 

ASMR is really popular on YouTube is something that people find satisfying and other people find unsatisfying. ASMR is when you put the mic very close to what type of thing that you are going to be doing and then you just are going to do what you were going to do for the ASMR video that you could post YouTube. You have to make sure they hear the most quietest thing you do like eating, whispering, and tapping your nails.

I love watching ASMR videos they are so satisfying.

ASMR by kim.the.greatest June 4, 2017

ASMR 

prob like the best shit on youtube

- makes you sleep
- GOOSEBUMPS
- idk
- sexy thumbnails
- not loud
- im 99% sure there is asmr of everything you want, whether it be makeup, a haircut, having sex, eating chalk, or committing genocide, the asmr community's got your back

"hey, david"
"sup"
"so- like, im getting into asmr and since you listen to asmr a lot whats the best sorta trigger ig"
"i think its haircuts or smthin"
"alr cool"
"you can be creative tho"
"alr"

ASMR by RiceOfCourse January 25, 2023

ASMR 

Audio and video recordings, usually recorded with a good microphone, of sounds like dumb women whispering and guys scraping their unshaved testicles against the microphone for your satisfaction.

Evolution has failed.

Sorry Darwin, we tried.

Q:Why are you half naked with a microphone between your legs?

A:I'm recording very serious sounds that help a lot of people, today it's testicle day.

"I'm afraid of my real problems and refuse to go see a professional so instead I'm watching and listing ASMR"

ASMR by KlaasVaag January 7, 2019

ASMR 

Sounds that make you sleepy.

I feel asleep from the ASMR

ASMR by LilTransGirl January 29, 2018

ASMR 

"Awesome synchronized metallic rats" -Kevin Moon

"Hey did you see the TBZ Vlive where Kevin said ASMR stands for Awesome Synchronized Metallic Rats?"

ASMR by ~Bubble February 10, 2021

Asmr 

Making people feel pleasant tingles over the internet

Asmr is so good it makes me have a lot of tingles

Asmr by Bob caterpillar December 5, 2017

ASMR 

A craze for sad lonely little boys who cant speak to girls. Hence why most the videos are made by gorgeous girls.

"Ive got nothing to do with my boring life, better go watch some ASMR!"

ASMR by PeOEpeeopLEP September 27, 2017