Definitions by KlaasVaag

ASMR 

Audio and video recordings, usually recorded with a good microphone, of sounds like dumb women whispering and guys scraping their unshaved testicles against the microphone for your satisfaction.

Evolution has failed.

Sorry Darwin, we tried.

Q:Why are you half naked with a microphone between your legs?

A:I'm recording very serious sounds that help a lot of people, today it's testicle day.

"I'm afraid of my real problems and refuse to go see a professional so instead I'm watching and listing ASMR"

ASMR by KlaasVaag January 7, 2019