least said, soonest mended 

a difficult situation will be resolved more quickly if there is no more discussion of it.

"It's best to follow the advice of 'least said, soonest mended' and not rehash the same disagreements we've been over multiple times. Let's focus on finding a constructive solution rather than dwelling on past mistakes."

least said, soonest mended by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

at least buy me dinner first by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

At Least There's Toast 

A phrase used to indicate recognition of a desirable side to an otherwise undesirable situation or experience. Most commonly used after that undesirable situation or event is described as shit on toast.

DUDE: What a terrible day. Just a bunch of shit on toast, bro.

BRO: Well, it's over now. So at least there's toast.

At Least There's Toast by Eurkos November 12, 2012

Well At Least I Still Have My Personality 

A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.

Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.

Well At Least I Still Have My Personality by EpicCollision June 14, 2017

The Least 

A mockery/ contradictory of "The Most"- also found on urban dictionary.

"How drunk are you?"
-"Im the least sober"

"She's 'The Most' hot"
-"Your the least cool."

Guy 1- "Yo, how drunk are you?"
Guy 2- "Im The Most drunk"
Guy 3 overhearing conversation.. "Wow, the least cool."

The Least by England 2010 June 4, 2010

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

Doing the Least

The oposite of Doing the Most. When someone has given up and isn't even trying at all.

Girl 1:Why is the bartender wearing yoga pants and no makeup?
Girl 2: She's doing the least.

Doing the Least by Amayor920 September 25, 2013