Rusty-crusty bulldozer

This only happens once a year, usually on the fourth of July. A man and a woman join in sexual relations, and the man dips his man meat in caramel and he puts it in the freezer and waits for the caramel to harden. Then the woman lays on the floor and the man gets running start, then at full speed he rams the woman in her shitnozzle. He will then proceed to push the woman around on her face, thus the name "Rusty-crusty bulldozer".

My girlfriend is all pissy now cuz she got rugburn when i gave her the Rusty-crusty bulldozer.

Rusty-crusty bulldozer by Jawsh2882 August 22, 2010

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Beluga Bulldozer

This is a physically demanding task, which incorporates a slight amount of theatrics. A girl is tied to a chair/bed/wall. The guy walks to the other side of the room, gets a hard-on, and then shouts "Beluga Bulldozer!" After doing so, he charges over to the other side of the room like an angry whale, tackling the female with his behemoth boner.

"Julie, why are you limping?"
"Aw it's nothing, really. I just got Beluga Bulldozed by Chris last night...thats all."

Beluga Bulldozer by pfffffffffff April 19, 2003