Bootyhole mummy 

A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.

Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb

Bootyhole mummy by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017

Hot Mummy

A sex act where one partner dries out their tongue and then gives oral to their partner.

Partner 1: Babe, my tongue is dry.

Partner 2: Ooh you should give me the hot mummy.

Hot Mummy by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018

Blanket Mummy 

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

Blanket Mummy by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018

ur mummy a fuckin gummy 

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

ur mummy a fuckin gummy by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX

You mean everything to me !

Jojo - Mummy

is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful

Jojo - Mummy by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019

Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything . You mean everything to me ! You make the world a better place . Your so inspiring and generous . Your fantastic .
Love you to the moon and back ~ Jazz XxXxX

Jojo - Mummy is the definition of Being a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful

Jojo - Mummy by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019

Couch Mummy 

Someone who is sick with the flu in Chicago and often sleeping on their back on the long couch usually with a backpacker liner with hood enclosed with their face showing or wrapped from shoulders to toe in fleece. The reaction might inspire a few creative nonfiction writers who got the idea from old photos going around. The blanket often used is a full size fleece blanket or something that is not bulky. This would be forced the one who is sick to stay in bed and keep them out of their room mates quarters. This is sometimes borrowed from first aid for when those had gone into shock and get the chills; or hypothermia. This is common in the Chicagoland area; where some would sleep in their friends Chevy Van if has a bed set up but make sure they're secured or a makeshift bed in the back of a older station wagon. Sometimes knocked out while the driver is going around looking for a fix not knowing the person who is under the weather needs an IV.

Way we saw the lady hosting a party in Justice there was some guests under the weather and chugging theraflu like it was Vodka in a mug then coughing up their lungs, one of the guests was Egyptian wrapped and sleeping on the couch. They stuffed the wrapped body in sleeping bag too and placed her on the couch. She was running a high fever and had doctor making a house call. Hence they coined this a Couch Mummy.

Couch Mummy by illinoishorrorman January 25, 2019