skateboarding 

The act of performing various stunts on a rectangular piece of wood with wheels. Skateboards are small and portable, but suck as transportation, as opposed to bikes.

A hobby, NOT a sport.

skateboarding by AmberAlmighty January 27, 2005

skateboarder 

A complete loser who go around crying like a little bitch and saying "skating isnt a crime!" Your right, its not a crime but your destruction of public property is a crime. The "grinding" on park benches ruins them and you can always expect plenty of trash on the ground where these "punks" have been. They have long greasy straggly hair and are normaly against athourity just to be rebelious. Most that i have met are stupid faggots and think they are smarter than everyone else, because skate boarding is clearly for intellectuals.

lets go find some skater fags and kick the shit out of them tonight.

skateboarder by yankee August 14, 2005

Skateboarding is not a crime 

Our excuse for fucking up peoples property. Our immediate response when a grumpy old guy tells us to beat it.

"Get off my lawn you little punks!"
"Hey, man! Fuck off! Skateboarding is not a crime, dude. You can't do crap."

Skateboarding is not a crime by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016

spaceboarding 

Boarding in space using a jet-powered skateboard.

"Dude let's go spaceboarding!"

"OK"

"Hey, that'd be a sweet name for a dodgeball team!!!"

"Dude, we don't play dodgeball."

"Fo shizzle."

"Shut up."

"Aight."

"Tool."

"Ya ignant slut!"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Wa wrong witchu??"

"I had too much of The Alaskan Pipeline."

"I see."

spaceboarding by The Poet April 27, 2007

Skateboarding 

The item that gets you hot girls and money and fame.

Lets go skateboarding.

Skateboarding by cameron August 29, 2003

skateboarding 

A load of idiots that sit about getting in the way attempting to be individual by a commonly accepting means

"I'm different 'cos i skate" "Yes, like all the other kids who played tony hawks."

skateboarding by StreetBiker January 11, 2004

skateboarder 

Someone who skateboards.Dedicated skateboarders listen to rock and punk and a little bit of thrash metal too and some old school hardcore thrash punk and punk metal.

I was a poor kid who rode a skateboard and smoked pot while other kids at my school drove beamers and mercedes and did cocaine(they later became college fags).
and the fascists communists said: Example doesn't use the word skateboarder. Use the word in a sentence.

skateboarder by skate or die!!!! September 18, 2006