Goober 

A describing word for someone who is dumb, or a goof.

Reece your late to class you goober.

Goober by Sour Hayden May 25, 2021

Goober 

Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.

Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"

Goober by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021

Goober 

A penis.

Stop itching your goober!

Goober by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021

Goober 

Racist term for Argentine-Senegalese people. If you say this you will be attacked.

Dan: Look at that dumb argentine. He’s such a goober.

Ricardo: Don’t say that buddy. *Shoots him*.

Goober by stronzo75280 July 28, 2021

goober 

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.

“Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”

goober by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021

goober 

a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.

Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!

"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."

What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.

goober by AbleA October 5, 2021

goober 

racially motivated slur towards people with half lung

Your mom is such a goober

goober by Crabitchpeanut March 11, 2022