crotch post 

When A guy is just a thing for a girl to screw when she needs some

Aprylle uses Marc as a crotch Post

crotch post by The dominator October 16, 2005

double post 

Two posts, in succession, in a forum topic created by the same person that say the exact same thing.

This is a doubble post:

yorkky: I like pie.
yorkky: I like pie.

This is not a doubble post:
yorkky: I like pie.
yorkky: I also like cake.

double post by Nitron_F117 April 27, 2004

Triple-Post Fail 

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.

Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail

Triple-Post Fail by imthatawesome October 18, 2010

pity post 

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.

I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.

pity post by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009

kids post 

The ultimate news source given to the most knowledgable people everyday on the back page of the Style section in the Washington Post

nerd: Did you know that there is an underground mushroom in Oregon that measures 3.5 miles across?
pimp: Yeah I read that shit in the Kid's Post today while I was fucking your mom. ::punches nerd in face to show his extreme literacy and overall awesomeness::

kids post by R-Pizzle May 25, 2004

Emily Post

An email, blog, or news group contribution that scolds one for netiquette deficiencies

I flamed some dude on a news group and some bitch sent me an Emily Post.

Emily Post by Adumbrator May 25, 2006

lamp post 

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

lamp post by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004