Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.

"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."

Peacocking by Icantbelieveyouvedonethis69 June 2, 2018

peacocking

verb. The practice of men dressing up outrageously flamboyantly, and strutting up and down, in order to win the game of my-tail's-more-fabulouser-than-yours with their mates. See mermen (stange folks of the male variety who go to great lengths to fashion themselves a tail, and pretend they are half man half fish. Mad enough for you?)

I was out peacocking the other day, when suddenly, along came a spider and sat ddown beside me, and proceeded to tetry to knaw my brain out with its incessant yabbering. Btw I am bonkers.

peacocking by LostInAField February 12, 2019

Peacock Anus 

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

Peacock Anus by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

PeaCocks 

These are mostly men that come from wealthy families for the most part. These men have to have the best of everything in order to feel more like a man. They like to show off with shiny things and lots of stickers all over their trucks and cars to show how different and important they are much like a peacock. They're usually making up for something they are lacking hence, peacock.

"That peacocks trailer hitch is still Chrome. I can't believe that rich boy would actually spend money on a hitch he doesn't use."
Do you see that peacock over there with the fancy truck with all the stickers all over it? Yeah, that peacock is waiting for his parents to pass away so he can sell their house and get the inheritance just so we can blow it on expensive peacock things.

PeaCocks by JiggsyKing August 6, 2019

Peacocking

Dressing to get it on!!!

She was peacocking it on the dance floor!

Peacocking by Peacocking November 16, 2019

Peacocking

The act of sending an unsolicited dick pic

Stop peacocking me!

Peacocking by Ignatz76 December 9, 2019

Peacocking

When somebody actively seeks attention on social media by posting a pic or video that is asking for likes/comments

Or when you’re trying to act up in front of somebody to get their attention

Why do you keep walking past that group of guys Emily?

I’m peacocking

Peacocking by EmilyLomas1987 August 27, 2020