knock madness 

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

knock madness by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

faggot magnets 

1. two gay people, of the same gender, who are together all the time.

2. plural of faggot magnet

1. carly: “ashley and lexi are such faggot magnets!”
jennifer: “what do you mean?”
carly: “they’re always together! we all know those sleepovers aren’t just friendly!”
1. kevin: “do you think brandon and matt are secretly together?
liam: “yeah they’re total faggot magnets.”
kevin: “what do you mean?”
liam: “they’re always ‘hanging out,’ and neither of them ever talk about dating. something is definitely going on between them, if you know what i mean”
2. more than one faggot magnet

faggot magnets by bandaidbrandbitch October 21, 2018

Prairie Madness 

A state of catatonia induced by looking at a landscape so featureless and without landmark, one can literally see the curvature of the Earth because of how dull these plains are. Most commonly occurs in southern Idaho, US, especially on road trips.

G: It's so flat and without anything! It's lifeless! Nothing exists! I don't exist! There is no such thing as reality, consequence, or the state of mortal existence!

T: Oh fuck, G's got Prairie Madness

Prairie Madness by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019

Clunge magnets

Consists of legends who chant about nonces.

Clunge magnets are legends

Clunge magnets by Good sheppard centre December 11, 2019

mikey madness 

mikey, but mad.

Mikey Madness Mikey Madness

mikey madness by Mikey Madness July 31, 2020

buzz magnets 

A magnet that buzzes when you throw them in the air

Guy 1 I'm bored

Guy 2 hay I have buzz magnets
Guy 1 yay

buzz magnets by 👩👩+☕ March 6, 2021

Barber madness 

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

Barber madness by Filo da puta March 20, 2021