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Lynfield College 

Lynfield College is not a College at all, but a High school consisting of short-tempered students who believe they are tough and intimidating, yet incompetent when it comes to learning. A person who is seen as stupid, is often called 'A Lynfield student'.
John: Hey dude. I scored 10/10 in my maths test!
Jack: I scored 2/10.
John: What? Did you come from Lynfield College or something!
(Jack proceeds to flip the table)
Lynfield College by Trust me dude November 25, 2015
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Trinity College 

The school for gay lesbians. This school has a variety of ball sports. Ball sucking, ball squeezing and ball holding. The school does not supply balls.
Trinity College - School for gay fags and lesbians

Lambton College 

A college located in Sarnia, Ontario, best known for its nursing and massage therapy programs. The people who attend Lambton are usually the individuals who did not get into a University, or any other college for that matter. They also really don't know how to survive in the real world because they are either a. still living with their parents in Sarnia or b. living on some divey street downtown being a bum and not doing dick all. They do not party hard, even if they say they do, because Sarnia has no real parties.
Hey man, I heard you just graduated from Lambton College?

Yah I did, but I'm still working at Mcdonalds because no one wants to hire me.
Lambton College by doodles13 October 3, 2010

United World College 

A franchise of international schools whose original intention were to be a platform for different opinions and philosophical debate, but have since turned into postmodern, neo-marxist, feminist, indoctrination centers. It is literally impossible to meet someone who went to the school who doesn't believe in the concept of privilege or who is willing to criticize immigration or globalism in the slightest.
David: I think that a lot of people from United World College schools are actually racist towards white people as well.

Jeff: Oh my god, stop being such privileged, male, white, cis-scum, David.

Imperial College 

Overrated University. Rankings based on international students state its one of the top in the world. Lie. A physics,engineering,maths,chemistry..etc degree is as good as any polytechnic European university or US. Full of freaks, un-social, they may be a hottie or two,( if there's luck) but they're all freaks, don't know what real life is until they get out. A good university if you want to be an aeronautical engineer etc, not as good for business, mainly practical, not theoretical.

Male dominance, few female, lot's of middle-lower class with good grades. 90% interantional students
I attended Imperial College and have 2 brothers who went too for engineering and physics and two cousins who studied in France and Germany. My cousins earn nearly 30,000 euros more than my brothers and than me...Coincidence? We're all on the same business.

union college

Union College is not what you think it is. The school is completely full of nerds, who by the way, are UGLY! There isn't one pretty girl or one good looking guy. Yeah, they may have money, but they obviously aren't using it the right way. They may have designer duds, but they look like they got dressed blind. Union kids go pretty crazy on the weekend but it's not like it's much fun! Everyone goes to the same bar, Gepettos, which is complete TRASH, Followed by a fraternity party. If you ask me, this school is LAME!
Union College is not what you think it is. The school is completely full of nerds, who by the way, are UGLY! There isn't one pretty girl or one good looking guy. Yeah, they may have money, but they obviously aren't using it the right way. They may have designer duds, but they look like they got dressed blind. Union kids go pretty crazy on the weekend but it's not like it's much fun! Everyone goes to the same bar, Gepettos, which is complete TRASH, Followed by a fraternity party. If you ask me, this school is LAME!
union college by union girl 2010 January 17, 2008

Calvert Hall College 

Whoever wrote that sucks and needs to stop bashing Bryn Mawr girls because even though yeah there are a lot of rich snotty bitches there, we are hott, and sorry we're just smarter than you cardinals...
Mawrtains are HOTT!!!!