Cock In Mikkels Asshole 

When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY

OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!

Cock In Mikkels Asshole by Oscar's Domain October 31, 2023

Ms.malone is a asshole 

Ms.malone is a asshole

MS.MALONE IS A ASSHOLE!

Ms.malone is a asshole by ǝuǝפ November 3, 2023

schrodinger's asshole 

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

schrodinger's asshole by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Derek's Asshole 

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

Derek's Asshole by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Schrodinger's Asshole 

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

Schrodinger's Asshole by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

bleach the pig's asshole by P0rky69 February 14, 2024

twidle my asshole hairs 

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

twidle my asshole hairs by ladybird234 February 27, 2024