Skip to main content

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock 

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.
(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock mug front
Get the i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock mug.
See more merch

Trouble-Jizz 

when you are going down on a girl and you jizz so hard it rips through the condom.

when jizzulation occurs at a time that is inconvenient or problem causing. usually prematurely but not always.
" ahh man i trouble-jizzed and now mary is pregnant."


"dude last night my mom walked in my room and i trouble-jizzed right on her skirt."
Trouble-Jizz by Heinbauch March 12, 2009

double-trouble 

Act of male fucking female in both vag and rectum, with aid of strap- on. Can be difficult to perform, as strap-on can pop out of the vag if not secured properly.
I D-Dd her bigstyle last night!
double-trouble by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Trouble on the homefront 

When your significant other is annoyed with you for a stupid reason.
Phil's girl is pretty pissed at him for ditching her last night, he has a lot of trouble on the homefront.

troubleshoot 

a random guy goes to your uncles house and starts acting weird
SEX
did you and him troubleshoot last night
troubleshoot by persideon November 2, 2020

bum troubler 

Someone who gives grief to homeless folk.
I saw a chav beat up a tramp yesterday, he was obviously a total bum troubler
bum troubler by VeenPA June 23, 2009

Double Trouble Rap Group

Greatest rap group of this millenium. Great rappers with sick beats, check them out on facebook and like the page. Harry Tobes and Sammy Hubs
Bro #1: "Did you hear about Double Trouble Rap Group?"
Bro #2: "Yeah dude, I was listening to some of there beats yesterday and they are sick!"
Bro #1: "I know dude!"