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Bass reduction surgery 

A play on words of breast reduction surgery, a term used when you set the E.Q on your ipod (or any music player) to reduced bass. Considered pussyish as bass only supplies a light pulse with the music, most people would prefer bass boost, because the stock ipod headphones sound crap despite that most people have them intend of a proper pair, like Sennheiser or Bose, or anything else. Although bass reduction surgery is acceptable if the user has a very bassy pair of head phones, like skull crushers or beats.
Tom: Ah, shit, the base is hurting my ears, im gonna set the E.Q to bass reduction.

Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.
Bass reduction surgery by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
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Motel Room Surgery 

A surgery done illegally usually in motel rooms to remove organs to sell on the black market, or to just save money. The surgery is usually carried out by a eastern european with minimal training and leaves the patient with long term damage or complications.
I just saved two grand by having motel room surgery.

They did a surgery on a grape 

Person 1: the grape needs to go to the hospital
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success

They did a surgery on a fucking grape

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
They did a surgery on a grape
What americans do as a passtime. Get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.
american 1: I'm playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?
american2: I'm going to have a bit of surgery, I haven't been a whole week you know!
american1: damn, this big mac is lovely.
surgery by iguanapunk May 29, 2004

Surgeons Mask 

Placing a worn pair of Womens panties elastic band around the ears and the bridge/crotch area directly over the mouth and nose to emulate that of a surgeons mask. Deep nasal breathing accentuates the experience!
I stole a pair of my friends Sisters panties, and have been rocking the Surgeons Mask for days on end!!
Surgeons Mask by AD218 September 25, 2008

surging sanders 

Girl: So I'm blowing my guy, and all the sudden I get a Surging Sanders in my eye.

amateur surgery 

A noticeably bad shaving job.
Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."