Hoser Poser 

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!

Hoser Poser by smilygrl December 7, 2009

posebian

A women who is really flirty with her girl friends or other women at bars to get the attention of men even though she is straight.

Why is making out with that girl outside? I wonder if her boyfriend knows she is a posebian.

posebian by ktisswt September 14, 2009

Poseidon’s Net 

It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.

Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.

Poseidon’s Net by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019

Poseidon's Kiss 

When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.

My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.

Poseidon's Kiss by CoC/Tubing March 14, 2023

reef poser 

One who pretends to have a reef to gain friends and community. Generally a reef fag. See also Reef Fairy

Dude, corriewf is such reef poser. Have you seen that thing he's calling a tank? Total weakness..

reef poser by xl0 June 30, 2005

couple pose 

the pose that a couple does when standing next to each other

Most likely: the boy has his arm around the girls waist and the girl is just standing there

Variations: girl resting head on boy's shoulder both staring deeply into each others eyes. Girl standing in front of boy while boy has both hands wrapped around her.

tom: I really like Mary and Ned's couple pose

karen: I like it too........ we should make up our own couple pose

tom: But were not a couple

karen:.........

couple pose by po33 August 10, 2010

flash pose syndrome 

a reflex, any automatic, unthinking, often habitual behavior of posing response to a camera flash.

noting or pertaining to an involuntary response such as smiling and dropping everything just to strike a pose for photo opportunity.

At the middle of a live television interview she suddenly exhibit the flash pose syndrome..

my friend is suffering from a flash pose syndrome, her world stops at a camera flash.

flash pose syndrome by lazy laila November 30, 2011