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Flapjack 

a fake ass person that switches up like a pancake
Dude 1: bruh really went to see infinity war with the fuck boys in an Audi

Dude 2: he a flapjack

Dude 3: Deadass my guy ....... let’s go to buffalo spot
Flapjack by cesarcpt June 1, 2018

Flapjack 

"Send me a Flapjack"
"You what?"
"Let me see you Flaps so I can Jack off"
Flapjack by Eppi1986 June 11, 2018

Flapjack 

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.
Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!

Flapjack Fannie 

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.

Flapjacks 

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.
"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"
Flapjacks by Pancakes>Flapjacks March 31, 2019

Flapjack Nipples 

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...
She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...