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Noun: An abbreviation for Kentucky Derby,
A marijuana smoking game where you take a drag by preferred method of inhalation (joint, blunt, bowl, bong, vaporizer, etc..) as you are leaving your place of residence, you hold in the smoke until you arrive at your vehicle.

Warning: It is possible to pass out, so remember your consciousness is more important than winning the game. If you're a loser, that is.
Smoker #1: "Hey...wanna go get some t-bell?"
Smoker #2: "Obviously, do you wanna k-derby this dude?"
Smoker #1: "Absolutely, fantastic idea if I do say so myself. Off we go then."
K-Derby by k@thyl& July 31, 2010
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Mushroom Derby 

A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland
Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g

Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.
"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"
Kentucky Derby by Mick503 March 29, 2017

Homework Derby 

An event in school, in which a group of students will try to complete their homework, or get as many questions done, under a certain amount of time. (Such as the end of the school day before leaving or lunch)
People in my school always start Homework Derby, and I hate it.
Homework Derby by Svifias March 10, 2019

Golden Derby 

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.
I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.
Golden Derby by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

kentucky derby anal piledriver 

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.
Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

denver derby 

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind
overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao
denver derby by peter_pansy May 6, 2021