coyote morning

A coyote morning is when one has too much to drink the night before and as a result wakes up next to someone less than desireable. Like a trapped coyote one would rather gnaw off their own arm than risk waking the creature next to them.

"I drank way to much last night and woke up having another coyote morning"

"that chick at the bar was hot last night, but she turned into a coyote morning for me"

coyote morning by The Add December 20, 2007

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Morning After Shit

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.

Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.

Morning After Shit by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009

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Moaning Dolphin

When you and your partner (boy or girl) are in the ocean and you take your bathing suits off and are completely naked and you have anal sex and the one receiving screams like a dolphin.

"Yo when I was on vacation, the one day there weren't any people at the beach so me and my girlfriend went in the ocean and I gave her a moaning dolphin."
"Nice"

Moaning Dolphin by Jamarcus Fat March 23, 2010

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Moaning

Alright you little pervert...
I know you're probably at school and all the sites are blocked.
Just wait until you get home-
AND DONT GET ANY VIRUSES ON YOUR COMPUTER

Why is Mom moaning?

Moaning by bewildered_bee January 2, 2021