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tender blender 

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
tender blender by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later

Canadian Blender 

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.
If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!
Canadian Blender by Noahator April 15, 2020

polish blender 

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.
I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

Gender Blender 

Someone who thinks they are the opposite gender
*James Charles walks by*
Guy: look at that Gender Blender
Gender Blender by AskJarl October 26, 2020

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie
Jack let’s make a Russian blender
Russian blender by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022