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Ghost Twitterer

When a busy high profile public figure such as, let's say, Barack Obama gets a Twitter account, it's pretty much granted that he doesn't have the time to actually 'tweet' - therefore the situation calls for a GHOST TWITTERER (similar to a ghost writer), a person in that person's staff, who does the tweeting for him (her).
It's pretty obvious he has a ghost twitterer.
Ghost Twitterer by lucie_in_the_sky December 28, 2009

Abenkwan twitter 

The side of Ghana twitter were the tweeps tweet nonfa contents and always do follow trains
Sharyf claims he is not an Abenkwan tweep but he is their president latif is the Vice President. Twilight will say abenkwan twitter over estate twitter

twitter communist 

Mainly white people who have never experienced living under communism, who read the basic definition of communism once and now see Stalin and Castro as their heroes. Also enjoy belittling others.
I hate twitter communists, they have no idea what kind of terror communism has caused.

Twitter communists are so out of touch with reality.

Election Twitter 

a wing of twitter full of autistic gay children or autistic homophobic children who analyze elections and either cope or make a massive wishcast depending on what party they like.

The only people on Election Twitter with any sense of ability to actually analyze elections are Tencor and J. Miles Coleman

Conservative ET is lead by red eagle politics, and loser incel who will never feel the touch of a woman in his lfie

Liberal ET is lead by Umichvoter, another loser who has to get validation in his life from 14 year olds on twitter by faking acceptance letters into med school, and Vanilla Opinion, another incel who leads an army of picrew PFPs to attack anyone who disagrees with him
please DO NOT join Election Twitter

Twisted Cunt 

A shot consisting of:

1 part Whiskey
1 part Coconut Rum
1 part Pineapple Juice
(Lime optional)
I usually get all my girlfriends twisted cunts when we go to the bars...they like the shot because it tastes good and the name is so classy.
Twisted Cunt by wronghandle October 24, 2009

three titted cow 

A really fat whore who is so fat that her stomach is comparable to the utters of a cow. Usually a woman who eats 7-10 meals a day.
Girl 1- OMG did u see that three titted cow????

Girl 2- FUCK!!! that chick is so fat.
three titted cow by joooobooo July 28, 2011