Santa

Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan

"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

Santa

your parents

MY MOM IS SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yeetboi0009 August 5, 2021

Santa

a bitch who beats up kids with sticks

S = Santa B = Boy
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”

by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021

Santa

A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.

Guy friend :Hey Santa is a very beautiful girl with such an amazing personality, you should ask her out?
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.

by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021

Santa

A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.

A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.

by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021

Santa

A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.

Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES

by CRYING SEAGULL December 6, 2021

Santa

Stanta is when an old man breaks into a house in all red, drinks all the milk and eats the cookie. And leaves a gift in wrapper.

Common in Florida

"Be carefully i think Mr Smith is gonna pull a santa."
"Thanks for the warnning man."

by Doctor mc doctor. December 18, 2021