way homer 

A joke or reference to something that initially goes over your head, and you don't get it until you're on the way home. From the movie Raising Arizona.

(Two hours later, on the way home.) Ohhhh... I get it now! That was pretty funny. That way homer went right over my head.

way homer by Raven_luna_6 May 6, 2016

The Homer Simpson 

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart

Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.

The Homer Simpson by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019

stay homer

Some one who tells people to home, and especially keeps their children home, out of an excessive fear of Covid-19

The head of the teachers union is such a damn stay homer I doubt they’ll ever open the schools

stay homer by Random thoughts March 14, 2021

Sideways Homer Simpson 

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways

The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!

Sideways Homer Simpson by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006

A Homer 

A person who is unable to find a significant other, or is exceptionally close to being in a relationship but fucks up for cowardly behavior.

Joseph quit pulling A Homer, just text her

A Homer by that_cheverlet_i_cant_afford December 17, 2018

bagged me a homer 

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.

1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"

bagged me a homer by LeGenius November 7, 2013

dirty homer 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson

When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!

dirty homer by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008