Forgistendrae 

This word refers to the practice of jamming one's golf club repeatedly into the foot of fellow, competing golfers to achieve, well, a better handicap.

Forgistendrae is not a real word.

Forgistendrae by Duredhel March 28, 2005

fortified wine

It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.

Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.

fortified wine by Frankidunka September 9, 2011

Fartis 

An childish insult given to a person of the name Faris.

Bully: How's it going FARTIS
Faris: WOW! You're so funny and quirky for saying that, it's not like that hasn't been said a million times!
Bully: Haha fartis go brapppppp

Fartis by Myst Colors August 4, 2020

forbish 

All around lazy and unmotivated. Usually brushing off tasks onto other coworkers.

Britt was feeling forbish today.

forbish by Phill Kerr May 13, 2008

irvine-fortescue

Relating to a medieval Scottish clan, irvine-fortescue is a term often used in Scottish rap battles. It refers to a 'Scot' who spends the majority of his time either in the gym or on the 'lash'. The love of 'lash' is so extreme that most bar tenders are told to remove anything non-alcoholic from any drink ordered. Although some may perceive this irvine-fortescuism cool, often those of a feminine persuasion are less than impressed. These negative connotations are balanced by the other meaning of irvine-fortescue which refers to a man of extreme sincerity. It may also refer to a propensity to make up dreams to impress friends.

'Mate, did you hear about Fred's dream? He's well cool'
'Na. He made it up to impress you'
'Oh, he's such an irvine-fortescue'

'Hey mate how you doing?'
'I'd appreciate it if you'd move along please - this is serious'
'wow, what an irvine-fortescue'

'Is that guy benching 200 kilos whilst drinking straight vodka'
'Ye - such an irvine-fortescue'

irvine-fortescue by Harvey-de-Lash May 16, 2010

Fortis#0696 

An annoying 12 year old on discord who’s sexually attracted and obsessed with Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Marina from Splatoon 2, the gen 4 fish from pokemon generation 4 Lumineon, Primarina, Dewott, and everything else Zoldo probably jokes about fantasizing because Fortis is unoriginal. Also is a tier 3 sub to Pokimane but not YoshiMonsta smh.

Fortis#0696 just did “pi” in #poketwo for the 279,273,937,387th time Fortis#0696 jesus fucking christ nobody cares about your stupid fish from generation 4 of pokemon please shut up for once jesus fucking christ.

Fortis#0696 by the peepee poopooman November 2, 2020

fartiste 

n.
An individual whose appreciation for art runs along the lines of fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof. So enamored are they that they're compelled to spread the love through blogging, free movie nights and armchair-auteur recreations.

In cult movie circles, Mike Nelson and Joel Hodgson are as highly contested as Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard are to Star Trek nerds. No matter how you slice it, they are both fartistes of the highest calibre.

fartiste by aeryk.are.died September 12, 2009