Your Dad

A really retarded response to the also retarted comment, your mom.

Jack:Your mom
John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shit:Your DAD
Jack: Ya, I ain't to fond of my dad either

Your Dad by rekcuf October 26, 2005

Ur dad lesbian 

Stupid bullshit that makes “ur mom gay” a little less funny

Carl- “ur mom gay”
Jim- “ur dad lesbian”
Me- “Jim ur a faggot”

Ur dad lesbian by BrandonHunter March 12, 2018

step dad 

Total jerk-off who sits on his ass all day drinking. He will act like your real father and try and cut you down like a big prick. If you have the urge to go kill him, I wouldnt hesitate a second

Person1: My step dad is a total asshole.

Person1's friend: Yeah, fuck him.

step dad by -094752-954372-572043945483 August 14, 2009

trash dad 

A father "hot dad" who flirts and is too eager to cheat on his wife in a bar and/or alley.

Damn, that hot guy has been flirting with me all night. Too bad he has a wedding ring on... What a trash dad.

trash dad by Lizatheqween April 12, 2017

Two Dad Man 

A man that literally has two dads. Either two gay dads, or just two dads.

Sam Lloyd has two dads, therefore he is a two dad man.

Two Dad Man by Teshawn Miller October 24, 2006

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014

Your Dad

A term for a boss, or another authority figure who is disliked.

Why did your dad make me do that?

Because he's your dad!

Your Dad by PGA Dude March 12, 2010