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A man who dressed up, done hair and posed for a profile picture to try make himself look good but resulting in looking like a complete melt.
me: dude have you seen this pussys profile pic.
friend: i know man what a fucking Peacock.
Peacock by jerkcrackhead November 21, 2010

proud peacock 

When you stick your closed fist up a girl and then open up your hand like a peacock.
Your mother was a freak so I busted out the proud peacock on her.
proud peacock by Mike Dog August 28, 2008

awkward peacock 

requires two people.

person 1: places the heels of his hands together, and sticks all of his fingers out, like a peacock's feathers.
person 2: makes a fist, sticks thumb out. puts the fist at the junction of person 1's hands/"feathers" and points the outstretched thumb away from the feathers. (peacock's head and body)
awkward peacock, as appears above.
awkward peacock by dmq88 January 16, 2010
A 3000 year-old teacher at Williamstown High School, NJ, who mispronounces many words like robot (robut) and alright (ehhwit). She teaches C++, some weird computer language that nobody cares about. She saw Jesus in the year 0 be born.
Peacock-

"Ehhwit" class, let's talk how a computer is a "robut."

Peacocking

The act of a male tricking some one into thinking he has a bigger penis than he actually does. Similar to catfishing but only with the male reproductive organ.
Yo with this angle I can be peacocking some bitches!
Peacocking by Clitmaster44 October 4, 2019

Peacocking

-The act of a female having sex with a male who possesses a smaller than average penis.
(Guy says to Other guy )- That dude from the club actually got laid last night!

Other guy - Really? But doesn't he have like a three inch penis?

1st guy - Yeah!

Other guy - Damn, that chick must've been peacocking like there was no tomorrow.
Peacocking by Bobby OMG March 6, 2011