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Floor Loot 

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.
Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."
Floor Loot by SonyBravia February 22, 2025
Related Words

gray loot 

an adjective describing frequently appearing, often mediocre items/ideas
"in his quest of a chocolatey snack he looked through endless piles of gray loot, hordes of unwanted milk duds and unbranded candy sticks"
gray loot by sirguy2 May 12, 2025

grey loot 

When something is bland, boring, and unimpressive.
grey loot by el maje June 18, 2025

Ace'm LOOT Bric

Formally known as 'Acme Tool Crib' this transposed slang phrase was coined by employees and used in a negative way to describe the tool and equipment retailer.
It can't be any worse than working at Ace'm LOOT Bric.

Daren: You wanna grab lunch at the diner?

Dennis: Can't dude, fucking Ace'm LOOT Bric is holding me down today.
Ace'm LOOT Bric by Overbuddy July 2, 2008

Shoot and Loot

Mercenary slang term used to refer to asymmetrical warfare, especially in severely messed up countries.
You don't need much more than some good sunglasses, a Level IIIA vest, and an AK for Shoot and Loot.
Shoot and Loot by Gunhead_ November 8, 2011

Shoot And Loot

The act of letting a girl invite you to her house for sex, where upon after climax hitting her head on the headboard before leaving to raid the fridge till she wakes up.
i am going to shoot and loot this girl tonight.
Shoot And Loot by goneferlunch November 10, 2014