Goober 

It means peanut, but we don't use it for talking about peanuts. When a person calls you a goober, take it as a compliment. A "goober" is generally a funny person. The person could be odd, weird, outstanding, popular, social. When called a goober, just laugh. Goober is higher than weird, it's nicer to be called.

Goober could also be used sarcastically. Used sarcastically could be talking towards a serious, stuck-up, or sensitive person. If you want to tick someone off, be sure to call this in front of the person.

Ex 1.
Tannie: Jorgen's such a freaken goober. He ticks me off every time.
Bah: I know! He's so serious.

Ex 2.
Bah: Drew is such a goober.
Tannie: hahahhahhaa yeah he's hilarious!

Goober by tanya_sue June 16, 2008

gooked

The result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol; Drunk.

The boys drank so much beer last night, they were gooked!

gooked by C.W. May 13, 2005

gooker 

sniveling wretch of a person with no social airs or graces,
generally wears tank tops thick rimmed glasses with spots or rash on face.

your mate fumbles a mix at a party "you gooker"

gooker by Japers August 23, 2006

Uber Goober 

(n) Basically, the epitomy of 'nerd'. Somebody who is just so geeky that you could put them in a room with nothing but a peice of paper and an aniseed ball, and they would somehow manage to make an experiment out of it.

See also: Goober

"You, my friend, are an uber goober."
"Uber-goober it up!"

Bill Gates

Uber Goober by midgetben September 4, 2005

gooken 

a wack chinese, japenese, or esp. korean person

yo shut the fuck up u triflin gooken

gooken by j money August 24, 2003

Gonked 

An informal way of saying you will be getting severely fucked up or drunk at a gathering

Damn, bruh, I'm finna get gonked tonight at Daniel's base!

Gonked by Melbournebitchass August 22, 2016

goober 

(also can be called a goob)
1.a person who could very possibly be well-meaning, but is incredibly awkward to the point of making those around him or her feel uncomfortable and twitchy.
2. a person who, again, may be well-meaning, but has extremely annoying personal habits that annoy the hell out of everyone.

examples of signs of gooberosity:
chews gum extremely loud with mouth open (not obnoxious-on-purpose, but more obnoxious-without-realizing-it); always wears pants that are slightly too short or sleeves slightly too small; often uses a rolling backpack; squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often enthuastic about everything; and, the most significant goober sign: Heavy Mouth Breather.

These signs of goobdom are not condemning a person, because goobs can very often be quite entertaining and cool, but have gooby qualities about them.

Every time I see Patty in the hall, she breathes all over me and practically shouts, "HEY! WHAT'S UP?!" She's such a goober.

goober by Molly S April 19, 2006