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Famspreading 

A family consisting of parents and several children who walk next to each other in congested areas, forcing individual pedestrians to re-direct their paths, or blocking doors, exits, lines and elevators.
"I couldn't get to the spa at the Marriott, because there was a family with 3 kids Famspreading so badly in the elevator lobby I couldn't get through!"
Famspreading by Jasonsmobile March 22, 2019
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Foamy Barista 

Ejaculating into a glass and stirring it vigorously until foaming occurs. You then empty the glass onto your partner's face.
Dang brother, you better put a tarp down before you give her the ol' Foamy Barista.
Foamy Barista by clagmodeous February 20, 2020
Someone who's brains absorbant and soft and pliable and can be filled up with whatever stupid juice the ruling classes need in order to Control them. They don't have any of their own thoughts and suffer great distress when the elites (foam soaker daddys) say something that doesn't align with them
Wow sis you seeing that foam boy over there reading that stupid newspaper old man racists read?
Foam boy by RealBigCanary February 28, 2021

Foamed up 

"Standing in line at the DMV just leaves me foamed up, it is so annoying.
Foamed up by Zed Numar August 7, 2021

foaming at the mouth 

wanting something really bad
unironically one of the best feelings in the world
Person 1: I wanna get good at fencing. I'm gonna start lifting every day from 6-7AM, practice every night from 6-9PM, go to every competition in the region, eat 4 meals a day, take shots of protein powder, juice up on creatine . . . *unintelligible rambling*
Person 2: Do you want a napkin?
Person 1: Why would I need a napkin?
Person 2: Cuz u are visibly foaming at the mouth

turd foam 

Caution: ingesting tide pods will result in excess turd foam during your dump cycle.
turd foam by Truth Ninja May 3, 2018