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Sheneequa Complex

A psychological state in which one believes they are the best at any subject, and are the hottest shit on the earth. One who has a sheneequa complex invariably suffers from unwarranted self importance, and is indeed, not the hot shit that the presume their self to be. The word originates from the various "Sheneequas" who personify the word. If you have never encountered a sheneequa just take a trip to Detroit. The complex it self refers to when one is not actually a sheneequa, yet acts like one. Those who have this terrible condition will usually raise their voice for no apparent reason, finger snapping may follow, and some unintelligent babble. It infects 90% of the female teenage population.
Normal Person 1: "Hey were are having a party tomorrow, what kind of drinks do you guys want?"

Normal Person 2: "Dude pick up some natty and captain or something."

Women with said complex: "OH HELL NAH! I AINT DRANKIN THAT SHIT, I ONLY DRINK PATRONE! FUCK YOU GUYS IM GONE!"

Normal Person 2: "What just happened?"

Normal Person 1: "Sheneequa Complex just happened."
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Persian Male Complex 

Persian Male Complex occurs in mainly Persian men, though it can be applied to all men of Middle eastern descent, not specifically Persians. Symptoms include a strong need for the submissive maternal-wife figure who will not pursue any meaningful career in order to care for her 9 children, preferably all boys to carry on the strong, dominant paternal genes. PMC creates the need for the man to be the dominant figure in the household and to be the sole breadwinner of the family, in order for him to assert his dominance and feel secure in his own masculinity. PMC does not come in one shape or form and it affects men and boys of all ages. There is the possibility for early on set PMC--there is no cure, however, it can be treated to a manageable state.

How to identify PMC in your friends, relatives, and loved ones:
-Obsessive masculinity
-Misogynistic tendencies
-Calls soccer "football"
-FIFA
-Aggressively witty
-Hair gel
-Mama's boy
-Favorite artist is Kanye West
-Polo shirts & Armani cologne
Dude, his Persian Male Complex is off the charts; Arman has hardcore PMC.

choice and competition 

Knowing that Americans believe in free market capitalism, regulated by "choice and competition", the Obama administration uses these poll tested words to refer to their government run health care plan in order to distort the fact that the government can print it's own money, an ability that puts private insurers at a significant handicap if in "competition" with Uncle Sam. A fact that will drive all but the richest people out of the private system and into what the Obama administration really wants; total government control.
I sure love the beer barn for drinkin' beer and playin' pool, but it'd sure help "choice and competition" if the federal government came and setup a "Fed Barn" next door that sells beers for 5 cents a pop after it takes the other 3 dollars out of my paycheck regardless of what bar I go to.
choice and competition by default013 September 30, 2009
(v) To ejaculate; to cum.
Yeah, I just completed when I saw that, no joke.
complete by Dongo April 9, 2006

Napolean Complex 

Otherwise known as Little Guy Syndrome.

Small men in stature that feel that they are considered less than the average sized men who are larger in girth and height; thusly causing themselves to continually display their machisimosims in order to prove their worth and maintain an illusion of "larger than life".
That guy sure has a Napoleon Complex! He's like a "Jack Russell" terrior that thinks he's a lion.
Napolean Complex by Lyndi March 16, 2004

Competitive Cheerleader 

A girl or boy who competes in cheerleading competitions with their cheer team. They are strong, spirited, and sportsmanlike. They flip, twist, and bend their bodies into pretzel forms. They perform two minute and thirty second routines consisting of stunts, jumps, tumbling, and dance, complete with a variety of exaggerated facial expressions. They are committed to their sport and their team. Cheerleading is their passion.
Erica on Cheer Extreme is a a very talented competitive cheerleader

Wanda Complex 

Used to describe someone who despite their unattractive appearance, feels as though they are the sexiest person in the room.
E.g. You know she said Ben was checking her out, she knows he is gay right? She has such a Wanda Complex.
Wanda Complex by MelancholySpoon January 31, 2015