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blind homer 

to support a team so blindly as to defy conventional wisdom
Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.
blind homer by Jacko Hater January 14, 2009
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Surf Homer 

Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.
Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?

Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!

Me: You are such Surf Homers!
Surf Homer by usernamenotfound401 December 18, 2014

Bunting A Homer 

It is generally know as a sexual act that only happens in a gas station in Cleveland, it involves a tiger, 3 bowls of pudding, a german gas mask, and 411.385 plastic dildos.
yo Henri "danger" Bergeron was totally bunting a homer with that chick last week.

pull a homer 

pull a homer by phonker April 13, 2003

Hungry Homer 

A fat guy who eats a meal during sexual intercourse.
Phil - "I was so hungry last night I made myself a footlong BLT sub."

Bam Margera - "You fat fuck! That wasn't the only thing you did... you hungry homer!"
Hungry Homer by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Sweaty Homer 

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!
The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.
Sweaty Homer by ScoJo December 19, 2008