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Eugene, Oregon 

A town located in the Southern Willamette Valley that is known as "Track Town USA" and the world's highest pollen count. Home to the Oregon Ducks, not much to do here in this outdoor sports-centric town, but go hiking, bicycling or some weed. It also has large skate parks more than any other city in the country which attracts a load of youth that unfortunately snakes you from time to time. Seriously, there is ALOT of skilled bmxers here, making me feel like a noob on my own regular mountain bike.

The disadvantages of living in this town is that some may feel that the winters are too mild/warm (and very humid) and the summers too hot and dry. To go into specifics, during the Spring on most days nighttime low is freezing while the daytime high is in the middle-upper 70's F. What other area in the country is like that, excluding the desert and mesa regions near the Rockies? And in the summer, one day the daytime temp will be 90 F and the next day would be 70 F and the day after would be 85 F and the day after would be 72 F ect. I mean, wtf? Why can't temps be more consistent here in the summer? Is there any climate like this?
I am from Eugene, Oregon and fortunately I like all the outdoor sports entails, but it's a shame I'm freezing in the morning and hot in the afternoon on a "nice" spring day. Come summer, and it won't be long 'till the temperature flip-flop daily like a chameleon...
Eugene, Oregon by OnSexyCloud69 April 19, 2019

Eugene 2 

The second Eugene to clean up the rest of the kids.
Officer: This kid is insane at lest we’re safe now
Eugene 2: not so fast
Eugene 2 by Christime May 20, 2018

Eugene Blue 

Eugene Blue is an adventurous restless soul, he craves excitement to get away from all else. He is rather stupid but everyone who meets him is forced to love him. Commonly described as crazy, hype, down for anything, {amazing}.
He is loyal and smartish but a terrible driver.

Eugene's friend: You won't do that thing
Eugene: *does that thing*
Wow I had the time of my life with that Eugene Blue but we almost died
Eugene Blue by Tooth picks November 3, 2018

eugene x 

Is one of the most powerful people on the earth. Everything about him relates to the letter "X". He has an X penis in which he can only have sex with himself because the X penis(which is shaped like an "X") only fits in the X ass, which only he has...therefore he is asexual.
Eugene X had sex with himself and created X clones.
eugene x by mark adams May 14, 2006

Eugene Lang 

the division of the New School University that extolls the virtues of procrastination and whining; classes include Feminist Geography and the Gentrification of Zimbabwe

see "Langer"
1) Did you do your homework?
2) No, I go to Eugene Lang.
Eugene Lang by Chaseface April 23, 2005

eugene green 

French avant-garde film director, responsible for the
stop-motion 360 swiveling matrix visual effect
whereby thousands of robins and bluebirds are slaughtered
by being sucked through a jet engine, producing a
cloud of feathers that delay the exposures on 70mm
film stock so that they can capture an arbitrary number
of modalities.
Did you see the latest film by Eugene Green? It's ginchy!
I hope not too many birds were chopped to bits this time.