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Desert Fever

Desert fever is the uncontrollable sexual urge towards people of the middle eastern descent. It should be noted that not all middle eastern people live in desserts, however some might.

Also not all those under the effects develop an actual fever. But their blood flow and body temperature might rise slightly and they might develop a liking for shawarma and falafel.
Stacy: "that guy looks like Aladdin... My panties are wet."

Monica: "Stacy, you definitely have desert fever."
Desert Fever by Houdini91 May 24, 2019

Desperate 

adj: someone who graduated high-school dating a freshmen in high-school
Guy 1: "Hey man, i just got a new girlfriend!"

Guy 2: "How old she?"

Guy 1: "She is 14."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are in college, that is desperate."
Desperate by sirhumphrey July 10, 2012

Desperate goggles 

When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!
Desperate goggles by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011

Desperate bating 

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.
My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.
Desperate bating by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

desperate 

you must be so desperate to date him.
desperate by LoveShawnMendes February 6, 2017

desperatio 

The magnitude of desperation in an online chat, measured by the ratio of conversation started in the app.
John never writes me on his own. I always have to start the conversation. I think my desperatio is 100%.
desperatio by quiri May 18, 2017