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Bachelor laundry load

Throwing all dirty clothes, towels, socks, regardless of colors and put washer on COLD. Throw an extra few wash minutes as you smash it in the front loader. Add detergent and fabric softener and hope for the best.
I am doing a 3 loads to 1 load conversion. Fukkit , doing a bachelor laundry load.

I have been free ballin' for a week, I need to do a bachelor laundry load with drawzzz in it for sure.
Bachelor laundry load by Dani T December 28, 2013
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bachelor bomb 

When a single man (or Dad who's bach'ing it for awhile) is a domestic shit show and destroys the house (usually the kitchen).
Sorry bro, I can't come over to watch the game-- I just set a bachelor bomb off in our kitchen and Elizabeth gets back tonight so I need to clean this shit up post-haste.
bachelor bomb by Marauder12 July 7, 2016

Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.
My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.
Bachelor wash by Chieftank January 2, 2019

de-bachelorize 

verb (-ing, -ized)
the act of replacing typical bachelor decor in the home with items considered more feminine.
"Jessica just moved in and has started to de-bachelorize my place."
"Amy de-bachelorized Todd's home by putting that duvet on the bed."
de-bachelorize by stew1234 April 28, 2009

Bum Bachelor 

A term used to describe a homosexual who lives by themselves and are generally lonely. Bum Bachelor is also used in a derogatory state to imply someone is gay but no gay man/woman wants them.
'Hey Jonathan you're a bum bachelor!'
'I know, i'm such a gay loner.'
Bum Bachelor by Mitchnut June 22, 2012

Technically a bachelor day

Where people who are single, but nobody in their right mind would ever go out with them. Always on Febuary 12, the day before bachelors day.
I am going to get wasted and die inside on technically a bachelor day

Bachelor Party Bitch out 

—Verb phrase - To avoid one's responsibility to friends and roommates who are set to be betrothed; renege; back out usually with excuses that are found wanting

—Origin:
2004; akin to Muthin Out, Streiffin out

—Synonyms
1. See Blazin Out

— Antonym
1. Loyal
2. Righteous
Dude Andrew is pulling a bachelor party bitch out because his mom is in town, sad part is he's making her sleep on the floor.